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This esteemed institution caters to a peculiar breed of individuals (chammaks) who engage in the propagation of rumors during their leisure hours. The zalamat within these hallowed halls resemble progeny born of nepotism, occupying a privileged status within this educational establishment. Should one possess Lebanese heritage, they shall find themselves elevated to a position of noble distinction. The academic demands levied upon the students are far from cunty, and there's a distinct lack of camp students in this institution. If you are enamored with teenage drama that permeate such settings, I would venture to suggest this particular school for you.
"What school do you go to?", asked Ahmed.
"Oh man... I go to horizon private school...", Replied Khaled.
"You mean that goofy school?!"
"Yeah, the one where all boys think they're sigma males..."
school that gives you mental illness. everyone fighting for their fucking lives trying to compete for the limited ivy league college spots. if you don’t have a weighted 5.0 gpa 120 toefl 1600 sat and all 5s on your 10 AP courses — you are fucking stupid. also sexist as hell. disgusting male sophomores are allowed to rampage the gym half naked while if girls wear shorts they get dress coded (it’s okay if the uniform skirt is shorter than most shorts though, cause it’s instructed by the School.) most students are bigots that advocates for the death of marginalized demographics all day long. some teachers are too. people spewing derogatory slurs all day long. so fun.
also not to mention that the school is located in the middle of nowhere. nothing has changed since the previous entries really. you aren’t allowed to even walk a hundred meters outside to the family mart to buy food at lunch. maybe their concern is justified, because i am sprinting out of this school at any chance i get. fucking horrible. i bet it’ll be gone in ten years.
wow, look at these text messages calling girls “sluts that belong on the streets” and containing homophobic slurs — must be a group chat from the SMIC private school!
a school dance where white privileged private school kids scream the n word while listening to da baby
yeah that concert was like a private school dance
SMIC is a great school to go to if you like freezing in the winter, burning in the summer, having windows break without touching them, eating food that has some serious health problems, and much more. There was no air conditioning; we had a load of broken AC machines though! The student population is 97% Asians, 3% white, and 0% black.
The cafeteria and its food was seriously disgusting. The rat on the ceiling made my day. They changed it this year, but the last 12 years were nasty noodles, chicken head popcorn chicken (inedible by the way), oily junk food that is in the both the literal sense and figurative sense. The scraps were given to the guard dogs who have disappeared some time ago. Rumor had it that they were killed until an American teacher let it out that he ate them. It was his first and "last" time to eat dog meat.
In sports news, they have a great basketball team. Legendary basketball coach Cabanos once said, "I'm now trying to be the first high school basketball team in Shanghai to reach 100 points. That's no easy task when the games end when there is a difference in 30 points. In order to reach 100, we let the other team score the points for one full minute each and every quarter." The rest of the time, the team barely ever not have their hands on their ball(s). The gym was a ghetto place held up by heavy-duty tape; the floor was horrible until they finally replaced it. Something actually good.
The place where nerd-athlete can be used to describe someone.
Kid 1: Just finished cleaning the whole wing of the school.
Kid 2: Why? You got a detention?
Kid 1: No, it's The SMIC Private School, we have to clean up, the ayis (cleaners) sit and watch.
Student (born after 2000): How old is this computer?
Teacher: Older than you.
Teacher: How many of us live in the ghetto outside?
30% of the hands raise up.
Teacher: So which one of you sprayed the toilets (a third of which are just irrigated holes in the ground) with spraypaint?
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A girl who is sweet, kind, smart, funny, intelligent, beautiful, and an amazing person to have in your life. She will always be there for you and help you out with your problems and will never judge you. She can be a little spoiled at times but she's never arrogant.
Plebeian: Hello Princess, do you attend our High School?
Private School Princess: No plebeian, I attend a private school.
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An absolute uptight asshole who thinks he's top shit. They'll look down on you because they come from some fucking wealthy ass family and they usually make fun of eshays. The only reason they so this is because they have been robbed or rolled by these cunts then they act like crybaby's. They also suck dick for a living (see boarding schools) and carry iPhone XS Max's around them and spit on lower class people. If you manage to come across these cunts, make sure you spit on them back and say fuck you to them ☺️.
Cameron: "Look at those Private school kids."
Thomas: "Don't pay any fucking attention to them."
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when white private school kids grind on each other, yet they are 2 feet apart and not having any physical contact
"omg i just grinded on that guy"
"no you didn't, you barely touched him!"
"thats private school grinding!"
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