paid programming

A show late at night or early in the morning that is on about 1,000,000 channels to cheap to buy late programming showing products costing from $2,000 to <Insert Bill Gates Networth here> that YOUR TAXES put on.

<On Tv>
And you can buy the "Busted Garden Tool" for only 10 payments of 299.99! Call in the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE broken shovel!

<Real life>
I hate paid programming

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Fuckback Program

The program where the chick participates in the fucking. She grinds and rides and fucks back. She rides on top, or pushes from behind.

Its nice that my girl participates in the Fuckback Program. Sometimes I get tired of doing all the work.

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Orgy Programming

Term used to describe a programming method where each engineer gets his turn to screw up a project.

Originated from a gaming software company in Reno Nevada.

"The project must be in trouble; they have resorted to Orgy Programming to meet the release date"

Hey Johnson, you don't look busy enough. How about you come stick your dick in this code and see what you can do with it even though we know:

a. You don't know SQL
b. You couldn't code your way out of a getch loop
c. You are more then likely legal retarded
d. All of the above

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bedroom programming

Software or video game programmed by amateur coders, who program for the love of it, not for making money for publishers.

Uplink is one of the best modern bedroom programming games.

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paid programming

Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.

Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.

Actually good programming. (When your wasted)

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program incest

Having intimate relations with someone within your college or university program. Often risking a break up and hardships throughout the rest of your post-secondary experience, generally frowned upon especially in smaller program sizes.

Joe: Hey, that girl in our lecture is hot AF.
Greg: No that'd be program incest, you know you never do that.

Program Shock

The shock from transitioning from one program to another on a computer.

Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.

Person A: Hey, is he alright?

Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.

Person A: Ah, okay.

Person C: *fetal position*