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ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 5, 2008


ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 5, 2008


projectile information

Information violently thrust information on someone, usually during instruction, or in the context of a training class. Delivering projectile information is generally the result of instructor poor planning and/or instructor experience.

My instructor wasted so much time in class yesterday that today was basically projectile information.

by misterurban December 12, 2014


Projectile anger

I ate spoiled food and 30 minutes later my stomach feels full and have a weird feeling in my throat but then out of nowhere instead of vomit ANGER!! ANGER!! 3x with gagging.

I will projectile anger on a human

by Projectile anger July 1, 2022


projectile like

When you like (almost) everything on someone's Facebook account. Usually caused by having a crush on someone and deciding that the best way to show your appreciation for him or her is to like everything that he or she has ever said, uploaded, or did. The most commonly projectile liked things are the profile pictures, followed by statuses.

A: Did you see C's Facebook account? D has liked everything he has ever posted or made his profile picture.
B: Yeah, D's into C as of the moment and somehow she thinks that projectile likes are how someone should show their feelings... by way of Facebook likes.

by mypluginbby July 10, 2013


Porno Projectile

Squirting on the next level.

Looking at Jia Ming gave me a Porno Projectile.”

by LucasAK May 21, 2018


unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth

Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021