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A smooth talking smoke sausage slangin smart A** from Head Mountain.
Yo, cuz I can see the smoke settling on the horizon, Big Pun just pulled into town.
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Once you have stated a joke or "pun" and nobody noticed you even talked, the person sitting directly beside you repeats the joke and everybody heard it and he/she gets all the laughs and all the credit for your unique joke.
(You) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"
(Crowd)-----(Didn't acknowledge your existence)----
(Pun-Stealer) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"
(Crowd) "HAHAHAHA!!! He's so funny, if only I were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! I bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!
(You) "I HATE YOU, YOU FRIGGIN' PUN-STEALER! I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!"
A pun so bad that it makes you want to terminate your own life.
"I think he's sitting on Behr's paw."
"HAHA! BEAR PAW! GET IT?"
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*Bang*
"Ugh...Another one lost to the Suicide Pun."
lyrical genius that will shatter your dreams!
man that nigga pun be eatin katz up left and right
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One of the best rappers ever, his flow was amazing. He was a real G and was under-rated and unapreciated.
r.i.p BIG PUNISHER
You know my rhymes is high
Word I be thrillin' 'em bitch be tryin' to ride
But the curb be killin' 'em
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not your dad's puns, these are energy puns.
menergy, rawberry, shockolate these are turbo puns!
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Big Pun was by far the best rapper to walk in the face of the earth who died in February 7, 2000!!!!. He may not have had the heart or emotions of Tupac but no rapper came close to Big Pun in any way. Rhyming was not a problem for him. He could write a non rhyme novel or 100 rhyming verses on the same topic with equivalent efforts. But what makes Big Pun stand apart from all rappers is his flow, and the way he spit it. No one in the world can compare to it. Gangster wise, haha, the only person who may have had more need to kill then him would have to be Tony Montana. He started Fat Joe, he brought him up from the hood and turned him into a world rapping icon. Fat Joe promised Big Pun that when Pun died, Joe would supply money for his family, which Joe is now choosing not to do and has forced Big Pun's family to sell A 'Big Pun' charm worth $50,000 on ebay. But without a doubt, he was the best, smartest, lyrically talented rapper of all time. Big Pun Forever.
Big Pun "Dead in the middle of little italy little did we know we riddled with middle men who didn't do diddly" Enough said.
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