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I first made this saying after finding that sometimes owned and pwned can't describe my feeling good enough.
Used in online games for when someone gets completely destroyed. Can also be used for when someone gets happyslapped or hit by something in the face or genitals very hard. I intended this to be used with a deep voiced announcer like Unreal Tournament.
Best used over a Microphone.
(DjDec kills Killer667 with a tank shell)
DjDec: PUNTED!!!!
(Killer667 left the game)
Stupot101: LMAO!!!!
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When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend's pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.
"What did you do with your hoe last night?"
"Oh yeah, I was punting the shit out of her."
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Was very common in AOL chatrooms in the 90's. Someone would use a hack program to send a code into the chatroom...and anyone who had their chat sounds on would get the blue screen of death or something similiar...forcing them to restart their computer.
Dont mess with me or you'll get a punt.
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Stating the obvious... A tagline
My wife came home and said "You're High"... AND PUNT!
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A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.
The tanning salon attendant found that Sheila had punted while tanning.
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1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.
1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!
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