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purchase

A word used by big companies that defines something you pay money for and then maybe get to keepit

company: Pay to purchase* this movie.
*We can take it away anytime tho.

by Fortatech December 27, 2023


Purchased

Bought

I purchased a cow

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023


purchase review

An essential part of any shopping trip which takes place when one has caught their breath towards the end of the trip, it is to simply look back and asess exactly what goods they have purchased with their cash, merely for their own benefit and maybe who else is with them.

This usually takes place on the platforms of various train stations pending on where the trip has taken place.

Josh: 'The Train ain't comin till 17:39'

Wilson: 'Oh no that is almost seven minutes away! what ever will we do in that time?'

James: 'Time for a purchase review.'

by ...? November 20, 2004


piggyback-purchase

Refers to merchandise that you pick up for someone else while shopping for your own items, either because this other person is unable to travel to the store himself, or because he is not a paid member of the big-box outfit where his desired items are offered, and so he has asked you as a member to obtain the items for him at the warehouse's bulk-package discount.

I don't buy enough household consumables to justify the $89-per-year membership-fee that Sam's Club charges, so I just piggyback-purchase them through the large family down the street.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018


Purchase shaming

Being ridiculed for buying something, amounts to shaming.

My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"

by Aikidokaratefan December 4, 2020


purchasing

Purchasing is a business or a organization getting goods and or services to reach or accomplish some goals.

Purchasing Is buying something for what ever reason

Purchasing is basically Purchased with ing on the end and not the ed

Me Purchasing a used computer from a guy that lives in his moms basement was a bad idea.
I like Purchasing Androids better than Iphones
I hate Purchasing Products brand new

by bueno para nada hipopótamo April 23, 2019


The Louisiana Purchase

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes

Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase

by HotCosby05 January 22, 2024