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only applicapable to guys. drinking maneuver where a guy is in the push-up position, pantless and his beer is placed on the floor and he dips his cock & balls into his beer. he then drinks when done doing the pushups
to embarass the shit outta tony we made him do a scandinavian push-up in front of everybody
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Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...
Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.
Girl: Ew..!
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The act of kissing another person.
Johhny and I were doing lip push ups for hours, my mouth is tired"
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The term used to describe a lesbian woman, who uses a man to look straight. Female equivalent to a gay man using a woman as a beard.
Isn't she gay?
Yeah, he's just her push up bra.
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The act of being killed while trying to defuse a situation diplomatically. It spawns from the phrase pushing up the daisies and the symbol of roses as love.
Fred: That was a close call with your dealer last night.
Bob: Yeah, I thought you were going to go pushing up roses!
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The act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner.
have you ever heard of a mediterranean push-up? No? It’s the act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner. Joe’s girl told him that she would give him head if his penis tasted like pickles so, he did a Mediterranean push-up. Unfortunately his mom walked in and ruined the mood!
The act of pushing a hair curler that looks like anal bead up ones arse
“Have you seen that girl who’s video is on snapchat?”
“Yeah she was pushing up a storm!”