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The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.
"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."
Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
when pappa slams her back doors in with his megacock after serenading her
After a quick meditation with the boys reflecting on the rockets at the Manor House, Señor Lee declared ; “Maaaate, she’s so lengers, i’ve got to put her away , it just has to be done lads”
A phrase said when you throw all caution to the wind, usually in reference to a vehicle when racing, offroading, or towing a heavy load.
Bob - "I don't think I can tow this trailer with my Honda Jim."
Jim - "Well good buddy, only way to know is to put her in the paint and let her eat!"
You cum in their purse after you take them out to multiple activities in one date and they don't put out.
I took Savannah to dinner, a movie and a bar only for her to say she needed to head home to "check on her roommate" so I put it on her tab.