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A vacuum of the future that is able to level mountains and hills. It is the size of a normal sized vacuum and runs on solar energy.
I leveled a mountain on Mars using my Quim Quam yesterday. Now we have a nice flat and open area to colonize on.
A vagina at a heightened state of sexual pleasure.
He satisfied her quivering quim with his girthy man tool.
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Quim is simply the seed of a kumquat,a sweet fruit.
Plant these quim over there so we can have kumquats this season.
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A Quim Pot is a pot in which people, mainly gentlemen, place their detachable rubber twats during the resting hours. Originally used in Georgian Portsmouth by the senior officers of the fleet, by Victorian times they were offered as a trade union benefit to the labouring classes North of Watford. Having declined between the two world wars, these pots have come back in to fashion since the late 1960s and the growth of the feminist movement.
Eh, I gave that rubber twat a good wad of mess. Now where is that Quim Pot so I can rest my sausage?
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One proficient in rug munching; a cunning linguist
"Oh... flick my bean with your tong... oh..."
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1. (n) One with extreme pussy knowledge; pussy handler; pussy pleaser; pussy king.
2. (n) One who makes pussies pulsate or quiver over the site of; pussy dampener.
1. Steven could not get Susan off because he was no quim doctor.
2. Robert slammed many of snatch in his day, you could say that boy was a real quim doctor.
3. Sally got wet just by the site of the quim doctor.
4. John thought he was going to get some quim before the quim doctor showed up to the party.
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An insult used by Loki of Asgard from movie "The Avengers".
Mewling: to cry/whine
Quim: British vulgar term for vagina
Mewling quim: Whiny vagina
Loki: Shut up, you mewling quim!
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