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A legion of anal driven women using horse cock size strap-ons as means of their sexual intercourse, form a circle of consecutive anal penetration. It is at this point that each member donkey punches the participant in front of them forcing defication. Said feces is then tossed gently and accurately into the center of the circle where a concetric circle of outward facing males who are in fact beating off vigorously, racing each other for their nut. The loser's punishment is to crawl through a tunnel made by the legs of the participants while they each take turns shitting on him. *note that the loser has to crawl slowly and with their back to the floor, and mouth open wide.*
-"Hey, since we have nothing else to do today 20 horse cock strap-ons, wanna take a ride on the secret The Underground Railroad today?"
-"Yeah man, that sounds great, just don't let any weirdos in this time!"
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In Canada the Canadian Pacific was the only transcontinental railroad line,
When one lays down with a woman to have sexual intercourse with them, and a multitude of African-American people run out of the closet to watch.
Damn...I can't believe you pulled the Underground Railroad on that one.
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While sitting at a railroad crossing (waiting for a long train to pass), you get blown felatio by your girlfriend.
Dude, Sherri gave me railroad blow last night on the way to that party.
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A form of gang-bang in which anywhere from 12-120 men use sledgehammers to force dildos into a woman's various orifices.
"We gave her the old Chinese Railroad!"
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The railroad wife is a lot like a dependapotamus but instead of being associated with the military, this woman will marry a railroader for the great benefits and the money, she will then get knocked up by them right away to try and secure a chunk of his pay and retirement. She will then take him to court for a ridiculous amount of money usually $1000 a kid and say how bad of a father he is.
Did you see all the railroad wife’s get together the other day, almost mistaken them for dependapotamus.
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When two guys are spit roasting a girl, and they both pull out at the same time, get on opposite sides of her and wave their dicks up and down while yelling “ding, ding, ding!”
After a good train, Jennifer really likes to see a ceremonious railroad crossing.
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