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A millitary saying that means...you would rather accidently kill a civilian then the chance that it is not a civilian and he kills u..
so that way u go to court and get judged to see if u get jail time..
instead of going home in a body bag carried by your fellow soilders
soilder: that man has a wepon im going to take him down!
liberal fagot: no u cant he hasent shot at u yet! we have to wait for him to shoot and then u can engage in action.
soilder: wtf he has a wepon and its pointed in our direction! if he shoots at us 1 of us might get hit and die!
liberal fagot: thats a chance we have to take!
soilder: what the fuck ever id rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6
(bang bang)
liberal fagot: no i cant bealive u killed him without him killin 1 of us first!
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something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.
Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?
fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy
jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?
moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy
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a silly funny cat with a silly funny face
i can act rather silly at times
Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
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The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
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To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.
To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.
In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.
I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
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When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.
Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.