One that ruins a joke, repeats a joke continual times
"A curtis read"
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When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.
1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...
2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.
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To use correct English to totally wreck a person who is demonstrating idiotic behavior.
He touched her butt and she read him his rights!
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1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)
I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.
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An act for homosexuals
Do you read bro?
No reading's gay AF.
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a readers worst nightmare.
not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP
person 1: uhm..... okay.
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When an individual whom youโve sent a message/snap to, opens the message knowing full well that you can see that they have and then chooses not to reply. A particularly obnoxious thing to do if the message deemed an answer
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