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A dominating ballhawk of the Baltimore Ravens who seems to terrorize quarterbacks by picking them off for touchdowns.
Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"
(D. McNabb throws an interception to Ed Reed)
Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Damn it, I'm benching you!"
Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"
(Ed Reed intercepts from K. Kolb for 108 yard touchdown)
Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Goddamn it!"
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the baddest safety of all time, he ruins lives
look at the dark sombitch ed reed, he just ran back a 108 interception!
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Dizzy Reed is keyboardist for the hard rock band Guns N Roses. He has stayed loyal to the group since '89 and is the only surviving member of the group, besides Axl Rose. However, he is not considered an original member. He is a great keyboardist and will go wherever Axl takes Guns N Roses.
Axl: Now my keyboardist Dizzy Reed!
Dizzy Reed *starts playing the piano.
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Quite possibly one of the most important figureheads in Rock 'N Roll history.
Considered by many to be the founding father (along with his now-defunct group, "The Velvet Underground") of Punk Rock and its subsequent sub-genres.
Smokes incessantly. Borderline obsessive genius.
Lenny Ignoramus states: "Lou Reed's music has gone from poignant, to self-indulgent, to inherently tranquil, to just plain old."
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Eli Reed is known to be a person that likes little children, or is a pedophile, or likes lolis, a person who wants to have sexual interactions with small children.
Brad: Hey Bro did you here Eli Reed went to prison for touching that little girl
Nate: Ya man he's just like jared
A very overpriced and unsatisfying shit that comes in a variety of different hardnesses. It is a well known shit in the musical world that may be the very embodiment of shit.
Bro 1: Dooood, I had this terrible Rico Reed this morning. It was bloody and everything!
Bro 2: Woah ,bro, I hate it when that happens! Rico Reeds are the worst.
Bro 1: No kidding, dood. They sound like dying whales and they taste even worse than my girlfriend's period blood.
Band Director: I'm selling Rico Reeds for $3 per piece! Come get them while they're hot!
Band Student: dq9-23th1qfg. You're selling Ricos? I would rather buy real shit than that disgusting filth that passes for a reed. We want Vandorens!
Band Director: :C
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Amazing safety who plays for the Baltimore Ravens and in just 3 years in the NFL he is among the best and has a defensive player of the year award.
Ed Reed set an NFL record for longest interception return ever of 106 yards against the Clevland Browns.
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