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A man who is friendly yet plays the most badass people he is also breathing
I saw Keanu Reeves and I now feel happy
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daddy that fuck me over everytime he wants.
his tongue is like my drug that leaves me intoxicated everytime.
besides that , he is the sweetest person ever blah blah
ENOUGH OF THAT , he needs to break my heart cuz i dont want it anymore.
i cant stop falling for him, but he doesnt even know i exist rip
WARNING : HIS JAWLINE IS SO ROUGH , YOU MIGHT CUT YOUR FINGERS 11!1!!1!!
omg !!! ANTHONY REEVES IS SO FUCKING HOT.
"You know why these bitches love me? (why?)
'Cause Baby don't give a fuck (what you do?)
I be fixin' the weave while she suckin' my dick
Pull it out, then I titty fuck (uh, uh)
I fuck her from the back and she nasty, killin' her"
"And whenever we fuck, she be fuckin' me back
Put her in the headlock with my elbow (mmh)
Now she done reversed it
Got up on the dick and ride the shit like a Camaro, uh
I can't be fucked with, no
Ho you can't touch this, ay"
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He ain’t that guy from fucking fortnite
He’s that breathtaking dude in Cyberpunk
Person: *exists*
Keanu Reeves: Y O U A R E B R E A T H T A K I N G
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When you call someone keanu Reeves you are calling them a legend
Hey bro your like Keanu Reeves
Oh no one could top him but thanks
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A music teacher who loves jamming his cock inside of Cassuis’ ass cheeks. He often says “Play The D!” He has been known to also slap the fuck out of his students (Cassius especially). He is fast as fuck and this helps him hunt down little kids to prey on.
Damn Mr Reeve fucked the shit out of Cassius!
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Guy 1- Hey that jacket looks Keanu Reeves!
Guy 2- Mission accomplished.