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When you decide you wanna stop getting fucked up so much, so you limit yourself to weed and alcohol. Like a cool down from your regular drugs.
"Youve been getting outta control lately man."
"Alright, fuck it, Im goin on a 70's Rehab."
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A drink and/or drugs session so severe it the following afternoon you are shivering looking up local rehabs on google
Rupert realized things were getting quite out of hand after another googling rehabs session...
when you have some pussy that is so amazing you have to exile your self into self induced rehab. Rehab pussy generally comes from a blonde with a big ass and big fake tits. She often will say "whaddaya gonna do for me" before intercourse. You know right away this means you have to lick her whisker biscut if you wanna stick the biscut. You will put up no fight because it is like crack to an addict. She has you addicted so badly you will even let her cup her butthole with her hand and fart in it only to make you breathe it.
jeses, that is some rehab pussy right there, I had it once and next I knew I was breathing her farts.
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This is in where former drug addicts get of drugs by getting wasted on booze everyday, and then act like they have some how cured them selves.
"Gosh I m so happy I don't smoke crack anymore, I m glad I am clean now, addiction free! what time does the liquor store open" said steve, after he spent two years in denial at Amy-Winehouse-Rehab.
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but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.
bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start
where u should be rn.
a: where is he rn?
b: in rehab, he got some drug addiction problem
A trashy girl who leaves her trash everywhere even under her desk and is two faced talks behind everyone’s back and mostly likely has bleached hair
Yo have you seen rehab today her hair is dried out from the bleach