filthy reindeer

When you shit on someone's chest wearing antlers with no fucks given

If you keep acting bad during the holidays I'll give you a filthy reindeer !

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Reindeer Shmigma

The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fucking rot cheese. Best found on Christmas morning.

Uncle Yogurt: "Damn, I like Santa and all, but this reindeer shmigma shit is gonna have to fucking stop!"

Marge: "Yep"

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reindeer games

passive agressive communications directed from one employee to another at work, intended to embarass or pass blame in front of management; scapegoating; see throw under the bus

She cc'd all the managers in that e-mail about that customer complaint. I know these reindeer games.

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Faggot Reindeer

A homosexual, or an especially flamboyant person.

Ted, my roomate is a Faggot Reindeer, he loves the cock.

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reindeer games

Code name for sex, used when you can't say sex.

Playing reindeer games.

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Reindeer Games

Anything you can do during the winter, preferably starting in December and ending on the 25th.

These games can include anything, most however, pertain to the cold or snow and include alcohol/egg nog.

Examples such as: case race with a case of beer, skitching on a sled behind a truck on the street, piling snow on top of a small car that you know cannot handle it, drinking, sitting in the backseat with the windows down with only underwear on to see which contestant bails first "freeze out 2011/2012!!!!"

Almost anything can be considered a Reindeer Game during December. All you really have to do is add some beer or egg nog. It doesnt have to exclude people like poor ol rudolph, but you can bring and sling whoever the hell you want.

Fletcher: You ready for these Reindeer Games?

Tylee: Fuck yes, December 1st! Lets get some beers and some sleds. Snow's-a-comin.

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Reindeer Fuck

When you drive around a neighborhood during the holidays, and when you see two or more of the light up Reindeer figures. You jump out of your car and set up the Reindeer in sexual postions such as doggy style (or any position that will work)

*Wakes up in the morning to see the raindeer have been moved from the oridinal spots*

Women- Oh my! Hunny, come see this.

Man- Damn, we got Reindeer Fucked again.

Women- Damn thouse neighborhood kids.

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