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"If God isn't real I get to do whatever I want."
Hym "It doesn't need to be replaced with anything. You need to be made to live in reality.. If YOU need that to cope with reality, then maybe your mental health isn't as solid as you think it is. You want me to listen to you without you having to talk to me. If you're not going to talk to me (directly) I'm not going to listen and if you're going to try and rob me I'm just going to murder a kid, kill myself, and leave you to deal with the aftermath. I don't care if everyone else on the planet is willing to let them get away with trying to do this to me but I won't. Your religion is a lie. You fucked up. You tried to make the weaponized schizophrenia work and it didn't. Let it go. There is no positive outcome with without retribution and reparations."
When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one
Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em
Technologies used in the place of human workers.
An example of a replacive technology is the self-checkout.
A machine that replaces something with the nearest chicken. Can work on chickens too.
Look, Perry the Platypus, my Chicken-Replace-inator!!
Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"
DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
Replacement Company is defined as
the second set of company. You have friends/relatives visit one weekend followed by a different group of friends/relatives visiting the following weekend. It can also be defined as visits from friends/relatives spaced close together. Replacement company tends to occur quite frequently when you reside in a popular tourist destination.
Ever since we moved to Orlando, Florida, we’been having replacement company every weekend.
when you love someone but youre in the foenem zone so you cant say it.
ihy(replace) i dont actually hate you