hoop residue

fecal matter mixed with other bodily fluids which 'mature' in the crevices of the butt..density, colour, smell and texture may vary from hoop to hoop..ie a trucker may have more pungent and courser residue than a ballerina..tends to accumulate and harden around stray hairs..tramps have this in abundance..can also be found under the nail if ass hole is vigorously scratched

my mate was buggin me so i scratched out some dam fine hoop residue and smeared it on the mothers' mints..oh how i laughed when the silly little ring piece ate it...i hope it went down smoothly!

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Herpes Residual

her-pes hur-peez re·sid·u·al ri-zij-oo-uhl
–noun Pathology.
1:That oozing, bleeding puss in the final days of Herpes.

2:Any herpes related fluid that may spread from one sexual partner to another. Or fluid that is transfered from skin to skin from an infected anal or otherwise herpes carrier.

"My gawd..Your herpes infected monkey has just spread his Herpes Residual all over my face. I'm going to kill that little..."

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Nut residue

The dark, creamy filling left under your fingernails after scratching your nuts and/or gooch. ( if white color, you may be at risk of a yeast infection :) )

As i was picking my nose, there was a skight scent of nut residue.

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Turban Residue

A musty residue, from ones daily work in a turban.

Yo Bahir you smell like shit! Oh you gotta clean that Turban Residue off yo neck motha fucka.

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mosquito residue

what cums out of your magic stick.

"yo last night i got mosquito residue all over this chick because i didn't have a friger for my moose buggy."

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Residual Patriotism

Setting off fireworks left over from the 4th of July, sometimes as long as four months after the holiday. Such actions can often be irritating, distracting, nerve wracking, or in unusual cases, soothing.

I was sitting here when I heard a bunch of explosions. I looked outside to see the neighbors throwing firecrackers. I guess they were releasing some of their Residual Patriotism.

Bob: Hey Frank, you have any plans for the weekend?
Frank: Nah, I think I'm gonna go down to the creek and release some Residual Patriotism.
Bob: It's 20°F out!

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Speech Residue

When you're talking too much and your mouth gets soggy

I'm talking so much, my mouth has Speech Residue
Gross, man.

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