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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014


Retardo Avacado

When vegan guy tries to pull his mother in-laws tits like a condom over his head trying to impregnate his cat

Johnny went Retardo Avacado on his boss’s dog

by Balls Mc’largestien July 29, 2024


Retardo

1: A person with special needs

2: bella

3: A person who acts stupid

4: two idiotic people with only one brain cell

5: A person who is a stripper

6: also a person who likes Megan fox, Ryan

Reynolds, Pete Davidson, kim k and more

Example: bella barks at a tree

Example: I have autism so I am A Retardo

Example: I do not know how to play games so I am a Retardo

Example: I jumped out a bus window

Example: I pulled a 🪓 on someone

by That_one.me May 19, 2022


Retardo

a person usually struggling with the love of an alawite, missing a couple of chromosomes

this guy is a retardo, he watches porn on Twitter

this guy mispronounced yessir to yasser, he is a real retardo

by theemperor69realpatrickbateman July 5, 2023


Retardo

A replacement last name for someone who is a piece of shit. e.g racist, homophobic, sexist etc.

Hey look its Henry Retardo! He's so dumb, racist and homophobic!

by SillyWillyHeHeHeHeHeHe May 17, 2023


retardo

i saw a lot of wrong definitions of this word here, retardo is not referring to people, it refers to the retard, not the retarded people, i know it because I'm Brazilian and retardo is a word i use in my daily, and no, ratardo is not Spanish, it is Portuguese, so don't say it in a spanish accent .note: it can be a word in Spanish too but I'm not sure about it.
we usually use it when someone does something stupid.

it is considered really offensive so be careful using it

exemple :
hey i ate glue today

do you have retardo?

note: see?

by IM BRAZILIAN April 13, 2021


Retardo

1) Retard
2) Someone who thinks that they're needs to be a second definition of this word.
3) An idiot who thinks they're should be a third definition of this word.
4) You, because you were so retarded that you checked to see if there was a fourth definition of the word retardo.

McBilly: Duhhhh. Glinky glinky glinky!
McJoe: Wow, McLarry, what a retardo.
McLarry: Totally, McJoe.

by Sujay Lover March 19, 2018