Diminishing Returns

When somebody farts multiple times in one instance, with each fart getting smaller and quieter. Can be anywhere between 3-6 farts. If someone farts more than 6 times in one instance, they need medical assistance, not the Urban Dictionary.

"PPFFFTTT PFFTT Pffftt pfffft pfft pft."
"Damn Daniel, those were some diminishing returns if I've ever heard one."

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Return to Sender

Having doggy style sex with a girl while she is performing oral sex on her mother. The motion and position looks like the man is trying to push the girl back to where she came from.

I had a mother-daughter three way, and got in a return to sender.

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Return to Monke

to devolve into a monkey to reject modern society

i want to return to monke because modern society sucks

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return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

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tax returns

A covert nickname for the porn collection on your computer/laptop.

In honor of Dane Cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide porn. His example was that all guys have a folder named "Tax Returns 2003" filled with porn.

"Dude, my girlfriend caught me on my laptop looking through my 'tax returns!'"

"OMG! She caught you punching the clown!"

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return of the jedi

The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.

Sorry Wicket, but Jar Jar Binks has taken your title as the most hated creature in the galaxy.

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The "No return" maneuver

When you're bored in class or at dinner, and start leaning back in your chair, but you do it a bit too far and reach the point of "no return". At this point you fall flat on your arse, while everyone is laughing at you, because everyone noticed the ear-deafening bang you created falling.

Also can be applied to when you're busting a nut.

When we were sitting at dinner, Shaniqua was bored and was leaning back, and she leaned back too far and suddenly she reached the point of no return, and fell.

I've reached the point of no return, I'm about to nut

I couldn't submit this without defining the word, so The "No return" maneuver means falling on your ass while sitting in a chair.