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NOT AN ISLAND! located in the New England area, is the smallest state with the longest name (Rhode Island and providence plantations) also it has the 2nd largest population density. A nice place to grow up. Home of Del's Lemonade (where the only good kind is lemon), coffee milk, the word bubbler. Has really nice beaches, most Rhode islanders hate the tourists because they crowd our beaches. Most Rhode Islanders are characterized by being Italian and pronouncing their R's like Ah. however most people only do that when they are angry. Is really cold in winter and really hot in summer. Most popular stores in the area are Abercrombie and Hollister.
Rhode Islander:Yeah Im on vacation from Rhode Island.
Ignorant person: Duhh is that an island?
Rhode Islander:...wow you are retarded.
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The only place ever where you can say you hate it but keep coming back. Home of the state run by High School kids who only wear abocrombie. The providence place mall is the best place ever and dave and busters is the greatest place ever.Beaches are great if you love beaches and you have to know someone to do anything and if you know someone you can do whatever you want. Oakland Beach is the place and other than hendricken no one cares about your school. Del's water and lemon is the only good flavor. If you dont know what Dunkin Donuts is then you better get out even though most rhode islanders dont know how to spell doughnut. Everyone knows who you are and vice versa. Everyone has a story about every night and you will always remember them. And if your going to eat anywhere please go to federal hill.
Im going 100 on the highway should i slow down
nahh man were in Rhode Island my dad will get us out of it
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Jac rhodes is another definition of Fat chodes.
A chode is A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a Jac Rhodes
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Mr. Rhodes is the most sexiest English teacher in the whole world and is my future husband
“Mr. Rhodes is the sexie- smartest teacher in my school”
A freshman who masturbates to hentai and roblox porn and uses cheats in Minecraft.
"I only masturbate to hentai and roblox nothing else"-Justin Rhodes
A mid way between Old and New. Often defined by the length of the Scrotum. 2.1/2" = Old. 4.5=New. On the day "New" is reached, the village elders gather and sniff the left testicle. their mothers smell the right.. If they are deemed ripe enough to pass into "New Rhode"hood they are given a Bass guitar. As they hone their skills they can progress into Drums, Rhythm guitar, Lead and then Singing. Once singing they must hit a number 1 single within 2 weeks otherwise kill themselves with their own microphone. 12,385 microphones are believed to be involved with the death of lead singers.
H.P. Baxxter from Scooter has pulled a New Rhodes. So has Ben from A1. Alexander McQueen is a frequent New Rhoder.
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