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The act of screwing the fuck otta someone when there on their period.
billy:i dont wanna fuck u!!!
kim:why not?
billy:im not tryin to earn my red ribbon today!!!
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Similar to a trophy wife, only without the appeal. Rarely wears make-up or flattering outfits, opting instead for mom jeans and baggy t-shirts. Travels by minivan, often with beads, a dream catcher or a Hawaiian lei hanging from the mirror. Not likely to have had any augmentation or surgical improvements done, instead believing in "natural beauty." Much less likely to be served with divorce papers upon turning 40.
Wow, look at the lady in curlers driving the Aerostar. That's beyond a second place trophy wife. She's a downright participation ribbon. She should really get that mole on her face checked out!
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a wife who is not quite trophy worthy
So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife
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The thin strand of smegma which develops around the head of the penis, in some cases this can form a ribbon all the way around.
i havent washed in days, i've got such a huge cheese ribbon!
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the shit brown 8th place ribbon you get at north dakota track meets most commonly used by my friend andy
ah man i got 8th place
cheer up man you got the ace ribbon
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Anouther term used for the vagina
d*mn that girls pink ribbon was rank and worn out.!
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The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way
Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail