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A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.
Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!
(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)
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Horse poop - normally found in the middle or on the side of country roads in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
When you drive through Amish country there are still horse drawn buggies and occasional piles of road apples.
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State Police. The uniforms look like WWII Nazi uniforms. Most of the State Police have shaved heads as well. They give no mercy when you are pulled over.
I was driving five miles over the speed limit and passed a road nazi who instantly turned on his lights and chased me down like a Jew.
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A greasy, sticky, funky, red-eyed, furry-toothed and generally unpleasant state reached after several hours of travelling by car, plane, train or other long distance form of transportation.
After 10 hours in the car, Gordon and Ramsay were rocking some wicked road grode.
The female equivalent of road head. A female drives a car while simultaneously being eaten out by her male or female friend.
Did you hear Angela crashed her car while Mary was eating her out the other day?
damn, that must have been some good road rug...
Agora Road is a Y2K inspired vaporwave forum that has a schizophrenic community dedicated to listening smooth vaporwave music and combating GPT-3 AI. Theu coin themselves to be "The best kept secret of the internet "
Fred: Hey Tim where did you hear about the Dead Internet Theory?
Tim: I found it on Agora Road!
A street in Detroit where the money long as 6 mile. Famous rapper Tee Grizzly claims this as his hood. Feds are scared of this street you can see anything from shootings to super crackheads
Corn ball : where you from ?
Me: joy road bitch
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