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counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.

"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."

by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014


Roundabout handjob

When the creep who lives next door tries to give you a sex dream hence jerking you off on a roundabout way whilst you’re sleeping.

That bitch next door gave me a roundabout handjob.

by Pdiddle diddle April 3, 2024


Fuck a roundabout

Willingly driving the opposite way in a roundabout.

Note: Might get you arrested.

Guy: Did you see the news about that guy who got arrested?

Guy 2: Yeah, he did the fuck a roundabout.

by Dankspanka' November 15, 2017


Alabama Roundabout

A sex position where a person is penetrated from behind, and they reach around to finger the person penetrating them. The two are often related

"Did you hear about the party last night?"
'Yeah man, I was so drunk I did an Alabama roundabout!'

by Mabelgirl May 27, 2020


Roundaboutely

To not say exactly what you mean, but using other words like beating around the bush.

She roundaboutely said "let's get it on"

by Dawnley May 7, 2022


Granby Roundabout

In the light of a full moon, having a blood orgy on the only rotary in the town of Granby CT. Participants dress in bear skin robes and slap each other in the face with pizzas from Geno’s. At one point, a bell is rung and someone must die!

Afterwards, there is to be a heated discussion on Granby Living until the admins shadow ban all involved.

Man, that last Granby Roundabout was intense! I lost half a lobster, a freshly fucked duck, and my car keys! Now I’m pregnant, have no idea who the father is, and I have to walk everywhere. Can I have a lift to the rotary to look for them?

by BoB Spelled Backwards November 23, 2021


Texas Roundabout

A popular sex act in the homosexual community in which a man suspends himself from a tall beam typically found in a barn using a cattle lasso, then inserts his penis into the other man laying flat on the ground and proceeds to spin around at full speed until completion

Hey RJ, my cow wouldn’t stand still. You mind helping me do a Texas Roundabout later?

by Sex Master Supreme February 25, 2020