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An awesome guy whose kinda short. He's Hispanic and loves to workout. Hes very strong and has a hot body. Hes great in bed and is the thing of girls dream. Very loyal to his friends and will do anything to protect them. If you find him never let him go because your regret it alot. He's extremely athletic but also is a badass. Don't fight him unless you want to go to the hospital.
Don't mess with Ruben he'll kick your ass!
Awww your so lucky that your boyfriend is a Ruben.
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sam: "do you see that guy over there in the wheelchair?"
brad: "the mexican?, thats ruben"
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Ruben is kind, funny, caring, too forgiving at times, loving an will do anything for the people he cares about when he’s in a relationship he can be loyal asf or play you like a game of cards it just depends on how he’s riding with you.
Ruben is so good with kids!!
Ruben is so handsome😍
Ruben is one of a kind..
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A small purple uncircumcised dick that can balance 2 bad bitches at the same damn time
Kate: I fucking love your rubenator kid Mexi!
KM: I know snowflake.
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A weird ass man who has a fascination with fucking bunnies
“That boy is an absolute Ruben, did you see the way he was looking at my bunny”
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Ruben, a total bad ass law breaker but also has a sensitive side rescuing venomous spiders in his spare time.
That guy Ruben likes to live life on the edge....
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When understanding a lesson but later don't understand but then quickly understand in a comedic way
Friend: Oh i get it now :D
*doing homework: Huh? What!? This doesn't make sense!!!
5mins later: OH THAT! GODDAMMIT i just did a Ruben
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