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A poofter, a nancy boy, a big fairy - he who partakes in shoving his cock up another mans asshole.
That poofter came so close up behind me I thought he was a chocolate runway pilot.
A woman whose picture you see everywhere in fashion magazines, she's supposed to be pretty and attractive and pleasant, but instead she has THiS description:
*MUCH TOO SKiNNY
*MUCH TOO PALE
*Looks like a TOTAL (b-word), in other words she always has this ANGRY look on her face like she thinks she's so much better than everybody else just because she is wearing expensive-as-heck designer clothes whose names you can't pronounce, either that or she's just mad at the world.
*Looks like she is sick because she's so skinny and pale
*LOOKS LiKE AN ANGRY CORPSE!
Runway models are supposed to look beautiful and happy so they'll attract more people, but trust me, with their sour faces, they are likely to attract NOBODY.
Jane: "Why do you always walk around with a sulky look on your face, and why do you want to waste all your money on $500 Gucci jeans and $300 Versace sunglasses when you can get a just as good pair of jeans for $40 and a just as good pair of sunglasses for $14...and did I pronounce the names right?"
Lisa: "This is the runway model attitude. They always look like this."
Jane: "Well, if they always walk around looking like they have something up their rear ends all the time then they're really not all that attractive like they think they are."
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A homosexual person. i.e a fag
damn that guy must be captain of the chocolate runway
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I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.
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the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.
"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"
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The 5th solo studio album released by acclaimed singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith. (a.k.a. Great Sex Tapes) In my opinion, his best album, which includes great pieces of work, such as These Days, Dragonfly On Bay Street, and Gold In Them Hills.
Yeah, go and listen to your Cannibal Corpse, ya metalhead, I got Cobblestone Runway to keep me company. And it won't break my eardrums!
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where david likes victoria to shove her fist
david: "make sure you spit on it first"
vic: "maybe i can stick my fingers down my throat and throw up on it instead?"
david: "okay then hunny, be gentle..."
vic: "brace yourself david"
david: "ohh, that was just like last time, only better"
vic: "thats cos it was Brooklyns head"
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