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Behavior that simulates actual work, while, in reality, not performing work at all
Programming emails in the morning to be sent out at various times during the day while spending the rest of the day at the bar drinking Margaritas.
What are you doing today Joe?
I am Russelling!
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youre a fucking player. you have 30 exes and you flirt with anything that walks. you gorgeous and you know it, your financial capability is okay. you still suck tho.
hey, have u heard about that new kid Russel?
yeah, 6 girls asked him out on his birthday.
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The Gayest piece of shit you will ever meet you life
Oh shit it The Russell
Wait you mean Moby dick
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To be "russelled" is when a pregnant woman announces that she needs to go pee really bad and someone else all of a sudden runs to the restroom as if they are racing while she's waddling her way over there just so they can get to the restroom before her. The pregnant woman has then just been "russelled" by the other person.
"When I was 8 months pregnant with my son, I excused myself from the dinner table to urinate but my father in law russelled me so I had to wait until he was done in the restroom."
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A man who leaves his partner and child to pursue his love of fish...
Russel and Fishface sitting in a tree...
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brilliant, pleasant and ultimatly awesome.
I wish I was a s good as 'russell'
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the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.
I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.
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