russian

-says "blyat" before starting every sentance
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-guys have bad acne
-wear crosses too much if they are a rooskey
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-never look for anything thats not on sale/ clearance
-buy 5 dollar tops and then try to get a discount because there is a mark/rip on the shirt.....
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-like to go to disco-techs....even if they are 50.
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.
-alla pugacheva.

Russian: blyat, i went to T.J Maxx and rip off...i paid 2 dolla fo that top...it has hole! they give me no discount nahuy!

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russian

adj; a word of, interestingly, english background;
- as in male: smart, intelligent; the one that never attended any of the lectures in college but still has gotten a nice solid B; person that can tell you wtf War and Peace is all about and wtf are the antibodies;
- as in female: strikingly beautiful, intelligent, but with an awful attitude, the one that can play Diablo and drink vodka better than her twin brother.

-Hey have you seen that russian that has never attended a lecture?

-Yeah hes pretty drunk and just solved the Bermud triangle.

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Russians

People from the nation of Russia. There are currently 200,000,000 people around the world who could identify themselves as Russians. Russians have made great strides in the fields of literature, science and math, and of course, military technology. The Russians are traditionally very stubborn, very fierce, and very resourceful. Unlike what others might tell you, Russian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. Russian is also a great language because it has an interesting alphabet.

Dont fuck with the motherland!

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russian

is a person with a high taste for vodka, weed, cars, music, and guns. president is V Putin who has like a black belt in martial arts and is an ex KGB officer.

ex KGb officer? well our president bush knows how to ride a horse and choked on a pretsle.
ponili suki? ne trogaiti rossiu a to bleayt vseh so bombim.

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russian

Im Dane n im Russian cause im frum Russia n cause i:
can drink every alcohol
can smoke all da weed
like ta fite
luv money
H8 chinyz n almost all arabz
need a gun to live
hate wankstaz
my every word iz blya(fuck) idinahuy suka zlaebuchaya(fuck of stupid bitch muthafukka) sasi huy(sukk dikk) n many other good wordz.
I think u dont need ta know more.

Russian Mafia iz cumin 4 ya.

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russian

Literally gods. They have the strongest stomachs in the known universe. So strong that they can actually eat entire broken bottles without so much as a complaint!

Guy 1: Hey, eat this vodka
Russian: No provlem

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Russians

Just the sexiest man alive. Everyone wants to be Russian. The only ones who don't want to be Russian are the Russians themselves (Ukrainians too, but we don't talk about them). Служу Советскому Союзу.

-How can you be so sexy?
-It's simple - I'm Russian.
-Yeah, Russians are sexy af.

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