Russian

A Russian is an angry midget who smells bad, is paranoid, and has a freaky fetish to preserve themselves and others.(Stalin and Lenin)!

Usually the women have hairy armpits.

The Russians or a better description "ruskies" like to play in the snow everyday since there onl

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Russian

Some cheap ass bastard that won't pay 2 dollars for a game on steam.

Yo this russian twat won't buy a game to play with us because the pirate bay has a free version

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Russian

originating in/from Russia,
and/or has a family member like this:

Russian Girl- Grandma, can i have a cookie?

Her Grandmother- SURE! and you must have the borch and the dumplings, and the chease, oh and we cant forget the crackers, and i have pears, oranges, apples, bluberries, ohh!! and i bought some new greek yogurt! and eat some chicken, your all skin and bones! and pork. we must fead you pork.

Russian Girl- Again?

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Russian

The best, coolest, most attractive, talented, and most perfect people in the world. You should be honored to even speak to one.

OMG! I just met an actual Russian person!!
OMG really???? That's amazing!

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Russian

You are a Russian if:
1-your body composition is 75% vodka.
2-you skip classes,watch porn,go night clubbing and somehow still get A in Maths and Science exams.
3-the only English sentence you know is "Fuck you",yet you boast about pretendin' you're the shit.
4-you are way too overpatriotic to your country,but find excuses to not getting your ass out and contribute something to it.
5-you have an unusual obsession to techno music,guns,cars,crack and mafias.

1-Igor:drink vodka cola!!!!!!!!!!!
2-Anton:A+ actually.
3-Average Russian teenager:Yo!Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!!
English dude:I beg your pardon young
man?
ARt:???..uh...fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!
4-You are not going to let Russia's economy run by foreigners aren't ya motherland lover??
5-Vladmir:I just bought an AK-47 last week.Wanna try it out? *wink *wink

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russian

It ruins videogames which require teamwork and/or cooperation.

ffs just what our team needs, another russian.

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Russian

Something you call a very fast person.

What are you, russian?

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