A pug who pretty much resembles anybody with down syndrome.
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Shoving a Flare Into Someones Ass.
"Man, I just gave him a Rusty Wizard ."
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Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.
Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.
2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
The act of being ridden anally.
She was riding me cowgirl style and then put it in the stink and gave me a rusty ride.
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A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.
Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(
A person with ginger colored pubes.
Girl: I liked him before I found out he was rusty strudel.