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The act of playing the saxaphone to someone over the telephone...
Dude..thats was some really epic phone sax we just had..you are a musical god
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The sexiest and rarest instrument out there. It will melt your ears with its halcyon-like sound.
I have a professional career playing soprano sax.
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The act of leaving a beautiful and expensive instrument, specifically a saxophone, at a musical event in which one was performing and subsequently acknowledging the mistake without any intent of ever retrieving the instrument.
"Lex left his saxophone at the Catalyst show and never went back for it... that made him a sax offender for life."
Becoming knowledgable about the dangers of randomly putting saxophone solos into movie scenes.
Movies were really weird before the era of Sax Education.
A "lap sax" or "lap saxophone" is a comical reference to a mans penis while receiving oral sex.
She was an expert at playing the lap sax.
Gratuitous saxophone solo used to spice up an otherwise mediocre song.
"Oh dude, there is some major pity sax in Born to Run"
"Andy, check out the horrible pity sax in this song"
"Wow, that song was ever so slightly improved by that pity sax"
Supposedly a good instrument but is actually god awful and always cracks and squeaks whenever they are supposed to play anything whatsoever in a band. The players will always say that it's the reed or embouchure or some shit but it's actually just them and their sucky-ass instrument.
Guy 1: damn did you hear that tenor sax?
Guy 2: yeah who didn't hear that loud-ass dogshit.
Guy 1: fr fr.
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