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A little tiny town in South Carolina filled with dip spitting rednecks and tons of old conservative geezers. It aspires to be like Greenville, SC, but will never ever be close. There is absolutely nothing to do in Greenwood except get drunk....oh yeah there is always bowling. Also, Greenwood County has a shit ton of golf courses, at least 15. If you ever visit, bring your golf clubs, some chewin tobacco, some alcohol, and some Call of Duty to ease the long boring days you will spend in this desolate town.
I heard Greenwood, SC was awesome. Later.....AH SHIT GREENWOOD SUCKS ASS!!! LETS LEAVE NOW!!!
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A small town, just south of Charlotte, NC, across the state line. Its known for being the Watermelon capitol of the World and has an annual Watermelon Festival, in whick rednecks from everywhere show up for. Not much to do in this town except watch paint dry, drink and get bitten by mosquitos. There are a handful of resturaunts and gas stations and a couple of grocery stores. Walmart and Conbraco are the only real places to work. Be careful on the bypass, coming into town...you'll get a ticket for speeding. Pageland is not too bad. It could be worse...it could be Cheraw
Where are you going tomorrow?
Pageland, SC. My granny lives there.
Could be worse. Could be going to Cheraw
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Florence, SC not Italy. This place is not only home to some of the stupidest drivers on the planet but also some of the most notorious gangstas on the east coast sarcasm. Often referred to as "Flo-Town" and divided by rival school territories, West & South, this town probably has the most heated football games in the state, because what losing team shouldn't go out with a bang? literally. We have thugs, we have rednecks and we have old people. Over the span of 5 years we have managed to pull through with some top notch restaurants and are even looking forward to a hooters sometime soon *fingers crossed*! Sure, we're a small town with not much to offer aside from 2 theatres, fmu & a mall, but we do have 2 walmarts and that's all that matters. :)
"Hey! let's do something tonight... We'll flip a coin, heads the mall or tails the movies."
"Ayyy homie, we just got beat by west AGAIN. Lets shoot em up..."
"Let's head to Flo-town & go to walmart."
...only in florence, sc
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Also known as G-Vegas or G-Hood, Greenwood is a backwoods shit hole in the upstate of South Carolina. While it is rapidly growing, there still isn't much to do besides sit up in Starbucks, vandalize things, do drugs, get drunk, go bowling or aimlessly wander through Walmart all night. Yeah, that's what people really do here. Though there has been an increasing amount of hipsters lately, rednecks are still the majority. The elderly are pretty crochety and super conservative. You don't want to be caught walking any street, no matter how nice of an area it may look like. People be creepin', ready to snatch you up.
Ermergerd lets go to Greenwood, SC next week and chew dip. We'll fit right in with the other trash!
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A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.
Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!
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Rodney was hoping to go on a nice trip for spring break but his mother broke the news and informed him he was going to Edgefield, SC.
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A two-part paradox.
1) One half of the population of this town exemplify the glorious southern heritage of which one should be proud to have. These are generally the individuals who make it out of Spartanburg for high school and college education. (However, there are exceptions, but not likely). These people know how to shag, hold a door for a lady, what fork to use, and how many pieces of ice should accompany a fine glass of scotch.
On the other side...
2) One half of the population is the epitome of backward America - where individuals in college still try to fight others in groups, or because someone did something to them 8 years ago in Junior High. Pathetic people at their worst. These are those who have been consumed by the Spartanburg syndrome to live off your parents and not leave Spartanburg for any form of intellectual curiosity - i.e. education. These folks make me sick to be from this happy, inviting little town which is home of the The Beacon.
Def. 1) - I don't rely on mommy and daddy and still live at home year round, but strive for accomplishment.
Def. 2) - I went to Spartanburg High with all of Spartanburg. Half of my graduating class went to South Carolina, A fourth went to Clemson, an eighth went to C of C, an eighth went to the Citadel - I opted to do nothing. I work at Shred First and go to Gerhardt's every night and get fat. I suck at life.
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