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generally describes an irritated person, or someone who is in a bad mood.
Can be a noun, verb or an adjective.
Paul was such a salt that he could not enjoy himself.
Spano salted everyone's plans when he left to do a bid.
Who are those salts?
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adj.
You are salt when something unfortunate happens but you have to agree with it. Discontent, especially in an ironic sense.
"SALT, I forgot my lighter."
"I'm so salt right now, my grandma just beat me at words with friends."
"Salt, there's only one left."
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A name for hugely fatty people, usually secretly. Salt is in the ocean. The ocean is big. Just like that guy you always thought lost 90 calories for every ten minutes he walked. Also an name for fat.
You can use salt as a code word for a certain fatty, or as a name for flabby fat.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THAT GUY IS SALTY
Person 1: Ugh I'm gonna barf.
Person 2: Well at least you'll lose some of that salt.
Person 1: OMG I SAW SALT IN THE HALLWAY!
Person 2: How could you not he takes up half of the school.
Person 1: You ever wonder how salty you really are?
Person 2: Nah, but I'll tell you this-all of your thoughts about you being the saltiest girl in the school are true-CONGRATS YOU FIGURED OUT YOUR IDENTITY!
Person 1: Wait but I didn't think that-
Person 2: Hushhhhhh You see your shirt? No? Well I'll tell you that it's mahogany, like two other people's shirts in this classroom. I guess you're too salty to see it.
Person 1: Wait but what what what just what what is-
Person 2: Don't worry you won't be the saltiest girl for long-a new girl is coming and I heard her heart stopped once from attempting to climb up the stairs. She fell and tried to fall up instead of down.
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Also: sodium chloride, pepper mate, SAWLTAY!
An expression howled for its short, spicy capabilities (or mineral, isn't it?)
It means "I'm so dumb" or "Gee I'm so white."
Conversely, peppa means "I'm so rad" or "G-dog I'm so black."
Cause we all know white is the new disco.
Usually used in suburban, Midwestern middle school environments.
Is accompanied by a dusting motion to the left shoulder (i.e. Whipe that salt off your shoulder).
"Aww salt! I couldn't cop those moves if I changed my name to Jamal Jones."
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Small Arse, Large Tits - direct opposite of fant, a woman with an impressive rack but a small arse with little or no hips.
"Do you think he'll like my big tits, Broomhilde?"
"Yeah but watch out, you've got no arse - you're a SALT"
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an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their self-esteem reaches its lowest point. Just above suicide and just below extreme shame.
Tony was salted after he tripped in front of the 10 hottest girls in school
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To be high on bath salts
"Bro, I'm so salted right now"
Person 1: "You salted, bro?"
Person 2: "You know it"
Person 1: "Let's get salted!"
Everyone: "Hell yeah!"
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