A FUCKING ASSHAT HOMELESS PERSON who happened to have won Eurovision 2017 :)
"Did you hear who won Eurovision 2017?"
"No? Was it Kris Kostov?"
"No, it was Salvador Sobral."
A parasite of the genus (slavadiclandros) thatβs main source of sustinence comes from sucking the intellectual capabilities of humans and applying those thoughts onto various exams, homework, projects, etc. Some side affects of the parasite salvador Mejia may include; mortality in Fortnite as well as, peeking at little girls, and getting unwarranted attention from countless other organisms from the genus femalia. Salvador Mejiaβs have a tendency to shrug.
That guy is such a salvador Mejia. He caused me to salvador Mejia in Fortnite, what a loot whore. That pussy seems awfully similar to a salvador Mejia
A shitty-ass country where it's always super hot and you can't go anywhere without fearing somebody is gonna steal your wallet. I was born in there but still I hate it.
But we don't eat rats.
In El Salvador people don't eat rats but I hate that country just like Mexico ew.
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A dog that is called El Salvador and is also known as doin and this one is very special.
Person 1βyo whatβs your dogs name.β
Person 2βEl Salvador boiβ
Person 1β oh sounds litβ
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a huge ass splunking chode that has a cousin with quite possibly one of the sweetest asses in the world
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A nasty-ass country located in central america, where there are dirth people. They're dark, ugly, they all look alike, and they eat the same shit everyday. For example: Poop-sas and fried platanos!!! They all have sex with their relatives!
OMG! did you watch Primer Impacto today?? They did a report on a man living in El Salvador. He had sex with his OWN daughter and they have 10 kids together!!!
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The capital city of El Salvador and the most overpopulated city in the entire country. The population is approximately over 1,000,000 as of today.
The city if filled with fagots mareros from la mara salvatrucha and msx13
Person 1; Hey puto, where you from man?
Person 2; I am from El Salvador.
Person 1; Do you happen to be from Satan Ana?
person 2; Nah, i am from la capirucha aka San Salvador.
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