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A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
Poor dunk city in Texas with poor dunk people living in it. City You Move To if You’re Trying To Downgrade 🤷 ♀️
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.
Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading???
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.
Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading into Mexico Part 1 and 2?
The home of some big ol’ women
Look at that big ol’ woman eating all those churros over there. She’s definitely from San Antonio
A central Texas city which is basically Mexico. City is basically divided by the Mexicans and White people. Usually the most areas of the city are majority Mexican. While the FAR north east is the home of the crackers. Most Mexicans in the city have a hatred or disliking towards whites seeing them as privileged or Scum of the earth. But the whites see the Mexicans as mindless immigrants. Overall it’s a nice city but with some political and racial conflict within it. Please note if you visit the city and you are white expect to be called “gringo”
Mexican person 1: Fuck Off Gringo not everyone is as privileged as you!
White person 2: Shut the fuck up you are probably an illegal alien taking jobs from Americans.
“San Antonio is a big city with big problems.”
San Antonio is a central Texan city which is basically Mexico. This city is divided between Mexicans and whites both groups have some distaste for each other. Also lots of political conflict and debates about the subject. Most Mexicans view whites as racist xenophobic people who think they are superior and privileged, while whites think the Mexicans are dumb and are probably illegal aliens.
Mexican 1: Fuck off gringo not everyone is as privileged as you!
White 2: shut the fuck up you just crossed the REO GRANDEI RIVER, Wetback! ( the misspelling was intentional )
“San Antonio is a big city with equally big problems.”
When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.
The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.