if sandwich

Its when the "if" used in a sentence is unrealistic to happen

I dunno, that's a pretty big if sandwich

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The sandwich

Anal sex - where you shove your meat into some buns

I'm looking forward to the sandwich with you tonight.

Sandwich

What do you want to know, it's a freakin' sandwich.

Uh, sandwich.

Sandwich

Salami Lid

THE SALAMI LID WONT FIT ON THE SALAMI LID. SANDWICH

Sandwich

The ultimate bread you can get. Only made by property in the kitchen.

Tommy: Aye to can you ask your property to make me a sandwich
Kevin:Whats a sandwich
Tommy:Yo it’s the ultimate bread time
Kevin:Oh shit I can’t believe she never told me about it I’ll make sure to slap the shit outta her for that

Sandwich

Slang for a nigearian prince

My sandwich took my bank details

Sandwich

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothat and Captain's Hand.

See this screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif

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