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A weird lanky ass nigga who has a pet dog
Person 1: that dude is weird and lanky and he has a dog.
Person 2: Yea his name is Santi
Santi is the best person in the world. He has brown hair with blonde highlights and brown eyes. He is super loyal and can be trusted with anything. He is an amazing boyfriends and he is an amazing person where you can just talk on and on with your feelings and he will listen respectfully. I love him so much
do you know santi?
oh yea! i love him
The type of fella to snatch ur tater tots and slip on a banana peel. NPC ah boi, don’t trust him with ur money EVER
Santi dress like a rich kid but he is poorer than Venezolans. He is racist, homofobic, misoginist and only would speak brunette whores. He isnt invited to any party but is in all partys.
Santi stopp punching the homeless people!
The only thing that can attack Chuck Norris and survive. Some say he went back in time and fought Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan at the same time and won and he was born to be a person with a big penis.
Santiago fights Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li and Chuck Norris
A person who does something extremely weird, dangerous or highly harmful but it’s cool because is him.
Oh, he jumped off a cliff because he thought it was hilarious and he broke his rib? Such a Santi!!!
HES HOT AF AND WILL STEAL YO GIRL WITHOUT EVEN TRYING, HE KILLED SHAGGY IN HIS FINAL FORM, HE CAN WRESTLE JOHN CENA AND QUEEN ELIZABETH AT THE SAME TIME AND HE EILL STEAL YO GURL
OMG is that santi, I’m breaking up w my boyfriend, (later that night) OMG UR PP IS 25 INCHES LONG SOOOOO HOT, OH WAIT THATS JUST THE TIP!!!