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Pass me the Salisbury saxophone you pig I want to get on the level to
Saxophone Players. Probably attractive. Usually attractive. Always attractive. Really good with blowing. Also romantic and feels the need to always play the hit song Careless Whisper.
Person: Hey have you heard the new saxophone player? She's really good.
Person 2: yea she is always playing careless whisper. The fourth time today.
Tenor Saxophone (Shiny curve boi) - The best instrument that exists and ever will exist. Just low enough to get those fat rich notes and just high enough to grab the audience's attention for a sick solo.
Tenor Saxophonist - The super cool person that plays the best instrument ever and is super chill about it even when adoring fans flock them and ask to touch their instrument. Social and a bit competitive, but not egotistical, unlike other saxophonists COUGH ALTOS COUGH
All saxophonists are prone to play jazz songs and random licks at rehearsal. It's our nature. Don't blame us.
Person 1: Did you hear that amazing tenor saxophone solo???
Person 2: I KNOW, so SMOOTH!!!
Alto Sax Player: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
When a woman is giving man a blow job and then the man farts while she is sucking his dick.
Him: Keep on blowing my dick and I'm gonna give you a smelly saxophone.
Her: *glob glob glob*
To give a blowjob to someone who grew up in the 80s while humming the introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper by George Michael
Lisa: After 30 years of marriage I've been struggling to spice things up in the bed with Michael lately. All he wants to do is listen to old pop music and play old video games from the 80s and 90s...
Mary: I bet he would love a dusty saxophone, just make sure you hit that low F...
A best artist you will ever see in your flipping life
It’s the myth the legend, it’s Anglo saxophone
When jack and Bruno play saxophone in the music room alone. They like to call it saxophone practice
Hey bruno saxophone practice at Jacksueys house? Yes Jacksueys saxophone is great!