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Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.
Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"
Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."
(TRUE STORY BRO)
when you are about to have sex with a girl and you put icy hot on your cock (after you put a condom on) twist both of her nipples at the same time and thrust your cock into her pussy causing a stinging and burnig sensation
dude my chick cheated on me and crashed my car so i gave her an angry scorpion
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When you face-plant into the ground, and your feet come up and behind your head making you look like a scorpion.
Scorpion Fall
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A sexual act that involves the female lying on her front with her head lifted up facing forwards and her legs lifted towards her head. A tray of tortilla chips is then carefully balanced up on them. A male then begins to receive oral sex from the female, whilst having a tasty snack of his own.
Javier Martinez: Me and my girlfriend were hungry last night, so we did the Mexican Scorpion.
in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs
David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France
Sexual position where the Male lies on his back and the female straddles him while facing him. Then she does a back bend and rides him while in the back bend position.
She went double scorpion on his ass.
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sexy mind reading vixen. The wife of the zodiac
I can't find a good woman. You need to get you a scorpion woman
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