The lawfully appointed position in Pound Town held by the Scrum Master.
I canβt wait to be the Scrum Dumpster when I move to Pound Town!
A rugby position that is the transition between the backs and forwards. Wears the number 9 jersey. Main job is to get the ball out of rucks and malls.
The scrum half passes the ball out of the scrum
A promiscuous woman who enjoys relieving entire rugby teams of their loads.
Hey Jeff, did you blow your load in that scrum dumpster after last night's match?
A person who will do anything to possess the highest quantity of scrum
Eric Rogers would stop at nothing to gather all scrum on this world and the next. Hes the greatest scrum lord of the galaxy.
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A position in Rugby played by a shortperson wearing the Number 9. His objective is to link the ball from the pack to the backs out of Scrums and Rucks. There are many aspects to his play of the game.
Ted: You play Rugby?
Tom: Why Yes
Ted: What Position
Tom: Scrum Half!
Ted: Oh. . .Hmmm
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