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A seat with a dildo on the top so you sit on the dildo
Wayne jr: Did you see Matt's new to him Phoenix? It has two French seats.
Zack: those are sweet!
An unusually large bitch who takes two airlines/bus seats for the price of one.
My flight was terrible... This Seat Bitch eat a cheese burger and made me do the Praying Mantis the entire flight.
If you are facing the back, the "coveted seat" is the seat on any public bus all the way on the back, against the window on the left. Usually supplemented with a small bar behind the sideways seat in front of you for resting your right foot on. The window, even better when clean, also acts as an arm rest for you're right arm in most cases. You have a good view of the stops coming ahead and can enjoy the breeze best on a warm day, and are pretty close to the heat vents on a cold day.
two people sitting uncomfortably next to smelly bums. one guy pulls the dinger thing and gets out of the seat in the back left corner of the bus. Dude just got off, coveted seat is now available
A person that brushes up against your life but never effects your life in the slightest. Seat fillers are those people out there that seem to be there just to prove that you and your friends and family are not the only ones on the planet.
A seat filler in your life isn't even allowed to interact on a level deeper than standing in the shadows.
I know for a fact that they exist because I have personally tried to engage seat fillers in conversation or befriend them and it is impossible.
Seat fillers are a necessity. Otherwise it would be a very lonely planet.
At award ceremonies like the Oscars they have people who are paid to keep the seats full when the stars get up and move around or participate int eh show - that way the camera always see a full house.
The teller at my bank will not interact - if she is the perfect example is seat fillers she is an android of some sort - but I am not sure they have invented androids yet :)
When one takes a shit which puts you through so much pain that you take hold of the sides of the toilet seat, and raise yourself up about 1/2 inch and squeeze plastic and porcelain to try and take your attention away from the pain you are being dealt by the wide load leaving your body.
Person 1: That shit was huge!
Person 2: Seat Grabber?
Person 1: Yeah!
Person 2: Damn! You want the ice out of my Coke?
Anouncing that you are reserving your spot when you have to get up and get something.
"I'm gonna get a beer. Seat check."