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When you have such bad diarrhea that you effectively pee out of your asshole.
"Jesus christ, I ate so much Taco Bell yesterday that I've been suffering from Secondary Urination all morning"
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A place for asians and persians to gather and meet. However they never cross paths, when an asian and a persian cross paths a major fight breaks out, the persians get planes and bomb the shit out of them, while the asians go to the persians homes and kill all the girls.
What each of them don't know isd their doing them a favour, killing asians is population control and killing the girls is making more boys to do the hard work.
White guy 1: Dude did you here that Chong Wing Wang bumped into Ahmed Mahamud at Sentinel Secondary?
White guy 2: Yeah! I here alcaida is already loading the missiles.
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Sandy shaved the mustache above her secondary vagina.
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The email account you give away to people or businesses you don't want to hear from. Usually used to get free samples.
That Red Bull representative wouldn't give me a free sample unless I gave her my email address, so I gave her my secondary email
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Where you go after a power brunch, when "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" becomes a reality.
Steve: It looks like they've stopped coming around with the mimosas.
Vivica: Secondary location?
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Students at P.S.S does horn worse than any other school in existence. The children there would horn you with a drain rat found on d side ah d road and they would be horning d drain rat to. They children also rel fruity (gay) cuz they does run around slapping eachother on the ass.
See them over they then going preysal secondary doh go by them before they horn yuh
When you and your homie want to date but not really because y’all ain’t prepared for a heartbreak so y’all become secondary homies.
“ Yo Johnny, so dating Jamie yet?”
“Nah,we secondary homies.”