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One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.
Starred in his own wildly popular TV sitcom, Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).
Jerry Seinfeld is a comedic genius.
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this is the current alternate name for sexual intercourse, aka fanta, getting jiggy with it, etc.
As Gerard exclaimed that he was "watching Seinfeld" with his female friend, his friends begged him to spare the details.
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Any conversation that has nothing to do with anything and can easily be written into an episode of Seinfeld.
Guy 1: "So what if T-Pain dropped a Christmas Album?"
Guy 2: "You would so buy that"
Guy 3: "Yeah...no i'd download it"
Guy 1: "ok so when we all fail at life we're all going to start a business together"
Guy 3: "What would we do?"
Guy 1: "I don't know"
Guy 2: "what would we be called"
Guy 1: "probably something to do with fruit, or animals."
Everyone: Wow, Seinfeld moment
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to interrupt important proceedings for self-recognition or promotion; inspired by NBC cutting to Jerry Seinfeld's new show "The Marriage Ref" during the 2010 Winter Olympics' closing ceremonies
Bob loves to throw to Seinfeld, like this afternoon when he was telling me about our merger then totally threw to Seinfeld about his new Facebook photo album. Now I don't know if I still have a job!
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An unfortunate situation that could be avoided through use of a cell phone.
I had to run home early to catch my friend before she left for work, but I got stuck in traffic and lost the key to my place. It was a real Seinfeld situation!
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someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood
"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"
"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"
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