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The act of taking a selfie while someone else behind you is also taking a selfie.
Cool guy 1: Hey, I'm going to take a selfie.
Cool guy 2: Bro, let's take a selfie selfie.
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Taking a picture of yourself like a idiot with swag
idiot 1: Let's take a SELFIE
idiot 2: DUCK FACE #YOLO!
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A slang term for masturbation.
"Why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Ah, I was just doing a selfie."
"Yuck!"
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the act of performing fellatio on one's self
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
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The past tense of taking a picture of oneself.
The guy walked into the gym, approached the mirror, took out his camera phone, selfied, and walked out without lifting a single weight.
(n.) a usually digital photo of oneself, either alone, with someone else, or with a group, taken by oneself using his/her own hand(s) or a selfie stick, especially for posting on social networks.
1. It was actually Bradley Cooper, not Ellen Degeneres, who took the famous 2014 Oscars selfie because he was the one who held the phone & took the picture.
2. Pope Francis enjoys being part of people's selfies.
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A #selfie, a picture that is self taken over and over and can never be pleased with the slight areas of issues to have with features...like blemishes, wonky eye, big nose, stiff upper lip, double chin....bless whoever has all of those and not just the one!!!
Jilly: (snap) mmmm, now which one should I use? (asks her teddy bear)
Teddy: (just stares)
Jill: well you're no help, you're suppose to point out how beautiful I am.
Teddy: (just stares with a slight shrugging look this time)
Jill: so which #selfie pic am I supposed to use then....mmmmm, how about all of them?
Teddy: (just stares this time with sheer panic)
If only teddy bear could shake his head frantically!!!
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