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Used to describe someone who is not fully retarded (as in someone who cannot successfully use the restroom without supervision), but is retarded enough to cause them to make extremely bad judgment calls. Usually a semi-retard is capable of regular activities but often decides to do something really, incredibly stupid that either injures them or makes them a spectacle.
O.J. is semi-retarded for thinking that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" after his crime.
Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?
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semi-thick is when ur not thick but your not thin skinny. you have a nice ass and your thighs are kinda big but not too big. it's a beautiful body to have learn to love it.
damn Jessica your semi-thick with that cute ass of yours
The act of massaging the balls of a man with one hand while furiously fisting his fart box with the other free hand.
Just spent twelve hours last night giving and receiving a Semi Trailer with Mike, even though it hurts to sit down and my right hand smells like shit it was totally worth it!
A sleep that induces visual and audio hallucinations, mostly closed eye, absolutely similar to dreaming, but if something makes you scared, you jump, and shake out of the sleep.
he jumped out of his semi-sleep
A fetish that will only affect people for a short amount of time, normally one or two days. It is not rare in man and 60-90 percent will experience this in their life. It is uncertain for women
Last night I got foot semi-fetish
one who is not broke, has a substantial amount of financial assets, but has not quite reached "baller" status yet.
i got an amex blue, not black. im guess that makes me a semi-baller.
not completely ironic but partly
All throughout the war, Yossarian has been refusing to fly his missions, but when he finally gets the chance to return home, he ironically turns it down.
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