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the delicate art of getting off your girlfreind or any woman really with the vibrations of an xbox 360 controller.
named after some guy's Halo 3 online name that i totally p0wned 3 years ago, when i first heard it i initially thought it was a sex move,but it wasnt so now it is.
"Dude;last night i was playin halo online and i just grabbed my chick and started rubbing her clit with the controller,and every time i got shot or killed it vibrated,i totally got her off with it! i totally gave her the serbian surprise!"
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- 2 expired eggs (boiled)
- cheap, unfiltered cigarettes
- a carton of old goat's milk that's been sitting under the hood of an old Lada (which also serves as the Serbian's summer home)
- topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of grass, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car (it's a winter delicacy)
"Went over to my friend Radivoje's place for a Serbian breakfast ... I've never thrown up so much in my life!"
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A special type of promise, whilst appearing sincere and genuine is never ever actually carried out. Often followed by insanely unbelievable excuses and lies, in an effort to subdue the expectations of it ever being full filled.
(Milan) Hey do you want to go the city? I have the car and I will drive so you can drink? No Serbian promise here, trust me.
(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".
(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tire pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".
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A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon.
Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Serbian Roulette"
Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"
Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I don't loose again, last time you guys kicked em in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"
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A Serbian special, when an Arab man gets simultaneously fucked by three Serbian women.
Would you like to join my friends for a Serbian special Almighty Middle Eastern Prince.
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The act of taking a shit across the face of someone who is passed out.
After a long night of drinking, Larry woke up with a Serbian Mustache!
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