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An individual who compulsively poops several times a day.
Peter's been in and out of the toilet at least six times today. I wonder if he's become a serial pooper.
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A person who likes every single post on Facebook of his/her favorite friends, no matter how stupid they are.
Damn, i was browsing Lucy's pictures on Facebook and in everyone of them there was a 'Like' by her friend Susan. She must be a serial liker.
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A chap who masturbates way more than usuall. normally found pulling one off into house hold items, such as: sink, shower, toilet or jam jar.
Jeff: Whats jack doing these days?
Rupert: Ahh he's being a serial masturbator somewhere!
Jeff: now I'm dark on him aye.
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function: noun
one who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible
although the relationships in which many serial monogamists find themselves are also often short lived, the defining aspect of serial monogamy is the desire and ability to enter new relationships very quickly, thus abbreviating any period of single life during which the serial monogamist may begin to ask questions of an existential nature
Percy: Wow, I can't believe Gwyvron is already dating someone else! I thought he just broke up with Lorelai at last week's LARP after she accidentally cut off his phonytail...
Stewart: Yeah, that's the way it's always been. When he broke up with me, he started dating that hussy Lorelai within three days. He pursued her as if he were Cerberus hunting a soul fleeing across the Euphrates. I'll tell you, that Gwyvron is quite the serial monogamist.
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The act of being a serial killer and a lesbian.
Most serial lesbians kill their victims via blowing into their vaginas.
Amber is a serial lesbian, I saw her blowing a vagina last night.
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A serial fornicator is someone who has sex regularly with multiple or random partners.
a serial fornicator is a slut
A serial carder is known to prey on virgins who are typically 'late' to lose their virginity. These girls are most often fresh out of high school and tend to be the last of their friends to be v-carded. The serial carder swoops in and tells these young girls anything and everything they want to hear in hopes of nailing a virgin. After swiping her v-card, the serial carder milks the situation to his advantage until the young girl is no longer young, at which point, he moves on to the next virgin.
Connie: OMG I finally had sex with Jarret! He told me he loves me! I think he might be the one!
Susie: Connie, your boyfriend is a serial carder. Not only is he going to dump you, but he already told me he wants to pop my cherry on prom night...