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When you roast on different people at a time
Y'all I'm going to start a roasting session with them group of people.
when a person uses the bose headphones while jerking off in his/her room so his roomates cant hear his porn or him slapping his hog. Most commonly used in dormitories.
I walked in his room and his pants were at his ankles, laptop in front his face, and headphones on his head. He was having a serious bose session.
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When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.
Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.
Bro 2: Dude, me too!
Bro 3: Me three!
Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!
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A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.
"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
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A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.
Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.
I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.
We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.
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A beer that is low in alcohol and has a balanced flavor of both hops and malt. The purpose being so that it can be drank over a long session of time with out overwhelming the palate or getting the drinker too intoxicated.
A light-bodied summer ale would make a good session beer.
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When a large group of people get together and talk about eachother.
Mike: Yo you the ugliest nigga i ever seen.
Sean: Ooh so you trynna pack?
Mike: Hell yeah.
Tori: It's pack session time.
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