several people are typing

What your device says when multiple people are typing at once. This can be due to an argument, a large number of people active at once, or somebody asking a question so stupid that it leads to several people typing.

Me: "Does a straw have one hole or two holes?"

*Several people are typing...*

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severe overlove syndrome

When someone “loves” another person or being so much that they neglect their own needs and development to the point of putting themselves at risk.

Well truthfully he has demonstrated this severe overlove syndrome since he was barely out of diapers, it appears to be a type of addiction!

have several seats

When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.

Trina: Beyoncé 's hair is all hers no weave

Alicia: go have several seats

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take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats

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severe appearance Deficit

Ugly

George Carlin: they’re starting to call ugly people those with severe appearance deficits

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Punished Him Severely

Punished Him Severely is a running gag in the Oversimplified series. It first appeared in Hitler (episode) and was last seen in the Napoleonic Wars. People, most notably Adolf Hitler, were getting spanked by Alois Hitler or by a family member.

Person 1: What happened to him?
Person 2: His father punished him severely

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Cunt - The Several Meanings

Shit Cunt - You literally fucking suck. Nobody likes you. Go fuck a cow.
Good Cunt - You're a good man/woman. I'd hang with you.
Mad Cunt - You're a fucking nut case but I love you so fucking much you bloody legend.
Dumb Cunt - You are literally a fucking moron. You lack even the slightest amount of common sense.

Or
Cunt - Another word for pussy/a woman's vagina

Cunt = Mate

Australia is fucking great.

Tobias: Oi, Maria's a bit of a Shit Cunt, don't ya think?

Ebony: Oh yeah, but she doesn't compare to Daliah. The Dumb Cunt thought that my acrylics were the glue on Kmart ones, so the bitch ripped 'em off.

Tobias: Fuck. At least Kyle's a Good Cunt. He let me copy his homework last night, so the teacher didn't expel me.

Ebony: Yeah, he's alright.

Raymond: AYE LADS!

Ebony & Tobias: AYE! RAYMOND! YA MAD CUNT!

*Group hug*

Raymond: IMMA GET SOME CUNT TONIGHT!

Ebony & Tobias: NICE!

Cunt - The Several Meanings