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"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"
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When a girl is giving you a BJ and she throws up all over your pork sword
Sometimes i gotta get my girlfriend to bring a bucket the next she gives me a sewage line
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A blond dirtier than dirty blond. So dirty blond its SEWAGE blond.
A blond that barely blond and almost kind of brunette.
Friend 1:Hey I've got some dark brunette hair
Friend 2:yeah I've got dirty blond.
*Friend 1 examines friend 2's hair*
Friend 1:hell no dude that's like sewage blond!!
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to place ones penis in he anal cavity of another
after there one year anniversary, sam is tapping the sewage line.
When a female is receiving oral sex, rumbles forth with an almighty example of flatulence, and holds the rug muncher's head in place to bask in it's full flavoured glory.
Man 1: I went down on a girl for the I think 3rd or so time.. she purposely farted and held my face there.
Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.
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When someone who is wearing eye goggles has their partner excrete diarrhea on his or her face.
When my brother was sleeping I gave him a Hispanic Sewage Diver. He was displeased with me when he found out.
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A girl who has the most unfortunate combination of having a stank puss and being a squirter
I had to replace the entire mattress after sleeping with a broken sewage pipe. It was a Tempurpedic too - yes I know I can't afford to keep doing this mom please stop yelling
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